Can't we all just get along?

Waking up too early to bad news.

I never said that I was brave.

NINE CORNERS

Camping at Nine Corners Lake.

Winnie the wonder dog saved our lives that night.

Might have been eaten by a baby black bear.

I AM AN EXCELLENT POET.

I've got an itchy head.

There's no room left in bed,

for you or him or he or she.

There is only room enough for me.

Today the world feels brand new,

the trees are so green,

my hair smells so clean,

and each bird is writing a tune.

The sky can't decide which way to open up.

Sunshine Go Away Today

In honor of Earth Day, I peed in the shower.

A small something created by yours truly.

In a hole. The world is turning out to be much different than I imagined. I wasn't hoping for something so warm and swampy. The things that used to comfort me, don't comfort me anymore. What do I do next?

Gray

It is gray when I wake up.

Gray when I am driving.

It is gray inside my cubicle.

My brain is gray.

I am depressed. I think it is causing a rash, blooming on my cheek.

A Poem I wrote, While Riding My Bike Home Last September.

There's a woman waiting outside of Hotdog Heaven,

but they'll never let her in;

for she committed hotdog sin.

That poor woman outside of Hotdog Heaven.

Baked Pear & Cinnamon Treat

Contemplating how a blue bird might express emotions: Anger, hope, relief, frustration, hunger, charity, true love, loss, grief, anxiety, truth, deceit, joy, sorrow, willfulness, courage.

Ever

What kind of day is it, when the biggest accomplishment to come so far is finding your G-Spot?